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haaaave-you-met-ted: Ted: Well done. Adding a fake name to the sign-up sheet. That’s uh real original guys. You know, I’d expect inspired minds such as yours to be a little more mature and, frankly, more creative. I mean, seriously, what kind of a fake name is Cook Pu? Come on, guys. It’s gotta at least sound real? Cook Pu? What ever happened to classics, right? You know, Seymour Butts. Hugh Gerection? Those were fake names! But Cook Pu? Cook Pu!! Student: She’s back here, bro!

haaaave-you-met-ted:

Ted: Well done. Adding a fake name to the sign-up sheet. That’s uh real original guys. You know, I’d expect inspired minds such as yours to be a little more mature and, frankly, more creative. I mean, seriously, what kind of a fake name is Cook Pu? Come on, guys. It’s gotta at least sound real? Cook Pu? What ever happened to classics, right? You know, Seymour Butts. Hugh Gerection? Those were fake names! But Cook Pu? Cook Pu!!

Student: She’s back here, bro!

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haaaave-you-met-ted: Oh hey guys didn’t see you there! I was too busy feeling fine and… Really?! … Feeling fine and getting some gine! You may have noticed the giant plate of hot wings in front of me, I know how much you love hot wings, too bad someone bribed the kitchen to take them off the menu tonight… so, if you want some, you’re gonna have to come back to GNB. But hurry this offer will be gone lickety-split. [Do evil laugh] Oh um, maha-ah-ha.

haaaave-you-met-ted:

Oh hey guys didn’t see you there! I was too busy feeling fine and… Really?! … Feeling fine and getting some gine! You may have noticed the giant plate of hot wings in front of me, I know how much you love hot wings, too bad someone bribed the kitchen to take them off the menu tonight… so, if you want some, you’re gonna have to come back to GNB. But hurry this offer will be gone lickety-split. [Do evil laugh] Oh um, maha-ah-ha.

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